Privacy Policy

Last updated: July 20, 2026

Welcome to Plants, Panic & Paranoia.

Your privacy matters. This page explains what information may be collected when you visit or subscribe and how it’s used.

Information We Collect

If you subscribe, you may provide information such as your name and email address. Substack also collects certain technical information, such as device type, browser information, IP address, and basic analytics to help publishers understand how readers use the publication.

How Your Information Is Used

Your information may be used to:

• Deliver newsletters you’ve requested.

• Respond to emails or messages you send.

• Understand which stories readers enjoy most.

• Improve the publication over time.

We do not sell your personal information.

Emails

You’ll only receive emails you’ve chosen to subscribe to. You can unsubscribe at any time using the link included in every email.

Cookies & Analytics

Substack may use cookies and similar technologies to operate the publication, improve performance, and provide analytics. For more information, please review Substack’s own Privacy Policy.

Third-Party Services

Plants, Panic & Paranoia is hosted on Substack. Other third-party services may occasionally be linked throughout the publication. Those services have their own privacy policies, which govern how they collect and use information.

Children’s Privacy

This publication is intended for a general audience and is not directed toward children under 13.

Changes to This Policy

This Privacy Policy may be updated from time to time. Any changes will be posted on this page with an updated revision date.

Contact

If you have questions about this Privacy Policy, feel free to get in touch through the publication’s contact information.

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